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Nels’ Answers to Frequently Asked Questions

FAQWho is your target audience?
Anyone within throwing distance. I’ve delighted groups of all kinds and sizes, from 20 to 20,000 people. I provide shows for all ages, assemblies for youth, and keynotes for adults (or people who resemble adults).

How far will you travel?
The sky is the limit… though I prefer to work on the ground. I’ve worked everywhere from Australia to Bermuda and Canada to Mexico. I can even do a visual comedy variety act for international audiences.

How long are your productions?
Typically shows are 30-60 minutes, assemblies are 45 minutes, and keynotes are 60-90 minutes. Working with others, I also present everything from two-hour variety shows to full-day seminars (with extra espresso).

What are your fees?
Reasonable. Some of my contemporaries ask $10,000 or more. I’m usually less. Specifics depend on the event, location, and scale of the production.

What’s the difference between small and big productions?
It’s not about length but scale. Small shows and keynotes fit in a carry-on case, and are appropriate for small or informal events. Big shows and keynotes include things such as bean bag chairs and giraffe unicycles, edge-of-your-seat stunts, more audience participation, and effects suitable to the event.

What are your technical requirements?
Tech needs vary depending on the event. For example, padded walls make me feel at home but are not required. Generally, I can work in almost any clean, well lit space. Suggestions for bigger events and productions can be found here.

Do you juggle dangerous things?
Sometimes I juggle torches, knives, and whatnot in appropriate settings and following NFPA and NAFAA guidelines for fire safety. (If the Buffalo Bisons and Buffalo Sabres trust me, you can too.)

Are you always silly?
Yes. Except for when I’m not. Properly applied, a little silliness promotes joy, health, peace, and more. For some of my thoughts on this, see “Let There Be Laughter”.